I am known to Exaggerate stories

I am known to exaggerate stories, or so that is what my husband says. But the fact remains, I can tell one hell of a story.

It might have a few embellishments here and there, but really all the facts are there.

My story as of right now is that I am married to my high school (actually 8th grade) sweet heart, and we have a daughter who just turned 1 which means my world is now utter chaos.

Now don't be quick to judge and think we are this perfect loving adorable family, we are not. My husband and I banter all the time and pick on each other day in and day out, but that is how our relationship has always been, seriously if you didn't know us and didn't know our humor...you would wonder why we were together. But I love him, and he loves me...sometimes ;o)

I am jaded, very sarcastic and in all honestly not entirely nice. I love fashion, retail and gossip.

My husband on the other hand is the complete opposite. He thinks the best of everyone and everything. He was the Prom King...that should sum everything up. But he really is the nicest guy and has great humor (and legs).

However, I have brought him over to the dark side just a bit...he now participates in people watching with me. It took over 10 years, but I got him. He now can catch my eye very slyly and we both know that we have seen the offender. He use to be horrible at it, very obvious, which ruined the fun.

Now you might be starting to think, wow this girl is mean, and you might be on the right track. My personality has been know to offend a few and rub others the wrong way. But here is the thing...I have never claimed to be anything other than me. I do have a big heart, I am a truly loyal friend, and will be over in a moments notice if your heart is broken and need a gossip mag. to show you that your life could be worse (example at the time was Britney & K-Fed). But I am a bit snarky, I will admit to it.

So I will warn you now, I will offend you at some point in this blog...but it is just my point of view, and believe me I know it doesn't mean much. There are many others in your life whose opinion should mean more to you than mine. So just keep that in mind and I hope you enjoy!