we are trying to conquer the sleeping in the big girl bed... yeah daddy is not helping that situation (you would think it would be backwards but it is not).
So tonight I put Emily in Eli's crib. Whoa did not sit well with her. She was mortified by it.
She is a girl. As she explained it to me. Not a boy. So therefore she should not be in a boy's room nor a boy's crib. Logic at its best.
So after she chose to sleep in the big girl bed, hysterics ensued. This is the point in which I encourage others to live their single lives to the fullest... cause I am trying to sleep through "it's not my fault ...it's not my fault.... mommy ..... mommy...." without feeling like a shit parent.
Those lovey mother and child pictures all over facebooks... yeah full of shit. FYI. It is a bunch of people trying to pretend that they have a picture perfect life with kids... no they are not going to take pictures of their trashed house with Lucky Charms all over their floors or Crayons all over their walls... so please if you feel envious of their lives please know they are envious of yours times 10.
Esp. after sleepless nights.
Even if their kids are cute as hell.
I promise.
So go to 1 too many concerts and get shit face 1 too many times .... cause it will all be worth it when the kids come.
And yes you will love them no matter what.... but do take advantage of your time while you have it.
Meanwhile ... back to "It is not my fault" aka you are a horrible parent.....
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