March 11, 2012

When Work Hits too Close to Home

So the other night things got interesting in bed.

I was super tired and went to bed a little early, and started off with a good portion of my own bed... then slowly I started to lose my valuable space.  1st Bryan came to bed, fine.  Then Thomas the man cat decided to sleep on my head, boo, but I could suffer through it.  Next came T-O-Double Dizzle who loves to perch on my side, back whatever is available to him.

It was starting to get rough.... Then Miss Emily arrived.  Cried that Thomas had taken her spot, so he took more of my spot and Emily got her normal spot back.  And began to kick and elbow me.  I got mad, I got super mad and asked B to help me scoot her over a bit so I wouldn't fall off the bed.

He didn't hear me so in my half sleep I started to rage.  And this is where it gets interesting.

I Ripped Bryan's body pillow out from beside him (and yes I do give him a hard time about it - it is seriously the most ridiculous thing I have ever seen) and then tell him to scoot Emily over again to make room for me.....

And the LG Bundle.

His response was "LG Bundle?!? Do you mean Eli?"

My response "NO LG and the Soundbar!!!"

B's response "Meg, are you even awake?"

Which infuriated me even further, to which I said "YES!!"

And so Bryan asked again "LG who?"

I again responded with anger "LIKE LG - THHHEEE BRAND!"

He responded "Oh I can't wait till we wake up in the morning to tell you about this."

Luckily, I remembered quite a bit of it, and how serious I was about making room for me and the LG Soundbar Bundle in bed.  I just have to shake my head.

I have had only one other major incident like this before, and it was when I worked for Macy's and was pretty sure I had to run clothing samples up to the 8th floor to present our plans for the ad... in all actuality  I grabbed Thomas the cat in the middle of the night, startled him, and woke up with a huge gash on my arm from his lovely little claws.  Turns out he did not appreciate being mistaken for a bundle of samples.

So yes, work is starting to infiltrate my dreams and I believe I might be going insane... but at least it gives B some good laughs!!!

Hope you have a great weekend!

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