So I came home slightly frustrated that my walkway and driveway had not been shoveled - so to prove a point I walked in, put on my snow boots (they are cute by the way) and walked back out to shovel and sprinkle salt (made sure Bryan could see me from inside).
Walked back in and was greeted by a grumpy man. "Where have you been...why didn't you tell me you were going to be outside...grumble grumble grumble". My response "Cause I wanted this done, asked for it done and so I did it." more grumbling from Bryan...
So then I start handling Emily - getting her dressed for bedtime etc. and assumed the Bryan went to bed early and in a huff (Did I mention that Emily stayed up till 1:30 am last night? That was after Bryan tried to lay her down with me with a sippy cup that leaks - I had told him not to use it earlier in the day since it leaked - Emily and I were covered in chocolate milk in a matter of minutes- I raged- oh well for positivity).
Deep down I was kind of super excited - TRASH TV TIME!!! I got to flip between Gossip Girl, Ru Paul's Drag Race, and the Bachelor....it was nice while it lasted.
All of a sudden my car pulls up and the garage door opens...turns out he was not sleeping. Surprise. He came in and said "I can't even be pissy since I have been gone so long...I was just going to return those movies, but then I thought I would be nice and replace your windshield wipers since I had a coupon." I knew where this was going, my car is difficult and I can only have my wipers replaced by a Land Rover Dealership or someone who can order the parts...not Auto Zone. Turns out it is easier to take a wiper off than put it back on... and after trying 4 different types of wipers, Bryan came home defeated.
Then I giggled a bit and told him, "I am sorry if you were trying to proved a point but it was missed, I thought you were sleeping the whole time."
"That is like salt in my wounds Meg..."
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